Let's Be Things from Seinfeld Episodes: Part II

I'm the piece of fruit that Jerry and George bicker over like an old married couple.

by Anonymousreply 16December 23, 2021 8:04 AM

I'm the AIDS Ribbon. Who doesn't want to wear me? WHO?!?!?!

by Anonymousreply 1August 30, 2021 4:50 AM

There's good naked and bad naked.

by Anonymousreply 2August 30, 2021 4:53 AM

I'm Kruger Industrial Smoothing: "We don't care, and it shows!"

by Anonymousreply 3August 30, 2021 4:54 AM

I'm Kramer's blood up inside Jerry, borrowing things from his blood.

Jerry can feel this.

by Anonymousreply 4August 30, 2021 5:03 AM

I'm the pudding skin singles that caused so much blood transfer. Worth it!

by Anonymousreply 5August 30, 2021 5:08 AM

I'm the greedy profit participants refusing to give syndication points to the supporting casts.

by Anonymousreply 6August 30, 2021 5:16 AM

I'm Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld burning pillowcases full of money on Jason Alexander's doorstep.

by Anonymousreply 7August 30, 2021 5:18 AM

I'm Kramer's wide lanes on the Arthur Burkhardt Expressway. The City's gonna go ape!

by Anonymousreply 8August 30, 2021 6:32 AM

Jimmy is Jimmy, and you know, Jimmy is pretty sweet on YOU.

by Anonymousreply 9September 4, 2021 3:01 AM

I'm the half a pound of turkey Kramer so carelessly and wastefully ditched because there was no Dijon.

by Anonymousreply 10September 4, 2021 3:08 AM

I'm the mango that makes men become mildly aroused.

by Anonymousreply 11September 4, 2021 3:09 AM

I'm The Wiz. Nobody beats me!

by Anonymousreply 12September 4, 2021 3:20 AM

I’m Dr. Pimple Popper, MD.

by Anonymousreply 13September 4, 2021 1:11 PM

I'm just a salad...just a salad...just a salad...

by Anonymousreply 14September 4, 2021 4:19 PM

I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien!

by Anonymousreply 15September 4, 2021 4:20 PM

I’m the pen George won’t carry in his pocket because he’s afraid it’ll puncture his scrotum.

by Anonymousreply 16December 23, 2021 8:04 AM

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